Soooo... I understand it's summer and people will be going to their local pool or pool party. You must understand that there is a very high possibility that you will see other people there. That being said especially ladies, think before you WEAR!!! Okay we all are getting older and may have some things we didn't have before, but as the late great Johnnie Cochran says "if it don't fit...you must acquit." We are going to use the word acquit and define that as "let it off the hook." So if your bathing suit/bikini doesn't fit "this summer" then let it and you off the hook. Let's just say that I went to the pool the other day and I saw a 51 women (she told me herself) (not a candidate for "shes got the look") and in a red "not" bikini. oops did I say that, I meant to say red hot bikini. A hot mess is what it was. We must all recognize and accept our own body types. She had a very flat saggy dimply butt. I think she had lost a few pounds so the red bikini was too loose and she had it rolled up so that we could see the tag hanging out. We then thought does she have it on backwards. Not only that, I thought she was pregnant. But as the closer I got and recognizing her age I realized that wasn't possibly the case. In regards to men, Speedo's are not becoming! Nor are the basket ball shorts from the 70's. Get a nice loose pair that somewhat close to your knees. So here are a few tips when shopping for a suit:
1)Ask Brandee Scott to accompany you to tell you the truth.
2)If not ask a close friend to tag along that is brutally honest and pay for their lunch.
3)Find one that your comfortable in.
4)Make sure nothing can fall out or over. exp..breasts,cheeks,guts,etc...
5)Wear a cute cover up/shades/flip flops!
6)Its ok to wear a skirt if your confidence level will stay in tack!
7) Oh and the martini's ....yeah umm... have one!
So I am adding a extra line on the Pools Rules and Regulations for pool swimming:
ATTENTION,, No lifeguard/hireattire on duty, swim and look at your own risk!
Yours truly ,
B-lovely aka B-Rocka
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